Crayon drawing of the Jared Park entrance gate

JARED PARK

The amusement park for Jared's big ideas. Now with a brand new attraction: the freshly, officially, totally-appointed Vice President. 🎢

🎟️ Meet the VP 📋 See my jobs
OPEN WHENEVER · RUN BY A GROWN-UP (mostly) · EST. TODAY

A word from the President 🦇

The people demanded a statement. The President delivered one.

☝️ The Official Batman Endorsement, personally delivered by President Colton Mulligan.

🎖️ NOW (SELF) APPOINTED · VICE PRESIDENT OF EO · TERM STARTS: WHENEVER · NO TAKE-BACKSIES 🎖️
VP
The Office of the Vice President

Yes, I gave it to myself.

Here is how democracy works at Jared Park: I raised my hand, then I also counted the votes. It was unanimous! 🙋‍♂️✅

My mentor Colton is taking the President chair. So I looked at the org chart, found the second-biggest chair, and sat in it. Somebody had to.

*"OFFICIAL" is a gold star sticker I applied myself. Please treat it with respect.

My Very Important Jobs

What a Vice President does. 📋

(These are real Vice-President things. I checked. Mostly.)

1

Be the President's #2

Colton leads, I've got his back. Right-hand guy, hype man, and the person who says "great idea, boss" and then actually makes it happen.

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2

Fill in when he's out

If Colton is traveling, sick, or hiding, I run the meeting. I have practiced my "welcome everybody" voice. It is very good.

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3

Keep it fun

Make sure every meeting, learning event, and forum night is one people actually want to show up to. No boring allowed. That is a rule now.

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4

Bring in new friends

Champion new members and make the room bigger. More entrepreneurs, more brains, more snacks. Everybody wins.

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5

Nobody gets left out

Keep the members we've got happy and connected. If someone's quiet in the corner, I go say hi. That's the whole job, honestly.

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6

Build big ideas

I make things. Websites, tools, whole entire theme parks. If the chapter needs it built, I'll build it and probably add a roller coaster.

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How I Got Here

A 100% true story. 📖

1

I had a good idea.

I walked up to Colton and said, out loud, with my whole chest: "I have a good idea. Colton mentors Jared." That was the whole pitch.

2

He said yes.

Reader, it worked. Turns out the most forward ask of my life just... landed. Best mentor a guy could self-assign.

3

Colton went for President.

Naturally. He's the guy. So I studied the ladder, cracked my knuckles, and looked one rung down.

4

So I self-nominated for VP.

Same energy as the mentor thing. "I have another good idea: Jared is Vice President." Working on the yes. 😇

5

And then I built this.

Because if there's a website with my name on the door, it's basically official. That's how titles work. You're welcome.

The Rides

Everything I've dreamed up. 🎡

Jared Park is where my ideas live as rides. Some are open, some are still in the workshop, some are just a sketch on a napkin. All are real.

NOW OPEN
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Red Egg Technology

The main attraction. Live events and experiences that make people feel something. My day job and my favorite ride.

NOW OPEN
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Typewriter Creative

The workshop where all the little tools, sites, and apps get built. If you can dream it, we can probably deploy it by Friday.

COMING SOON
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The VP Wing

A whole new district for the chapter: better meetings, more members, and a suggestion box I promise to actually read.

JUST A SKETCH
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Costa Rica, Someday

The dream trip with the kids. Currently a beautiful idea board and a lot of hope. Ride is under construction.

NOW OPEN
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The Batmobile

Ride shotgun with Robin while Batman (President Colton) drives. He does the saving; you hold the snacks and look supportive. Solo driving time: about 4 minutes a year, and only if Batman is briefly unavailable. Suit is non-negotiably silly.

NOW OPEN
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The Second-in-Command Carousel

Goes in gentle, reassuring circles. Never actually in charge, but always right there beside the person who is. Very soothing. Free churros for #2s.

NOW OPEN
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The Lazy River of Leadership

Float along at a dignified pace, always about one boat-length behind the President. No paddling required. You'll get there when he gets there.

STEP RIGHT UP
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Dunk-the-VP Tank

The one ride where the VP finally does something. Hit the target, dunk the Vice President. Proceeds go to snacks. It's basically democracy.